Move a blob around the screen with your mouse or arrow keys – all done with js.

SLAs with percentage uptimes are meaningless (because outages are unknown unkowns). You’re better off recognising this, having an effective process to deal with outages, good comms to explain what’s wrong, and empowered customer service folk.

Ah so obvious now you see it…

“The internet in 1996 looks like it had been created in its entirety by a panel of 13-year-olds with Geocities accounts who had about half an hour to spare each night before bedtime.”

“The library does not require any server-side code on your server, you can now create a Facebook application that can be hosted on any web site that serves static HTML.”